One snail

One snail

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Super Snail Loses 20 Pounds

Special bulletin...news report...Saturday October 13...for immediate release

In a briefing today, Super Snail reported that 20 pounds have been lost.  This has been verified by independent fact-checkers using a research-based instrument:  the bathroom scale.  Snail also reported an alleged decrease in inches, although no specific measurements were provided.

Snail described a set of variables that led to this pound reduction, including proper eating behavior, increased fluid intake, and use of a treadmill.  Similar results have been reported by others in the past.  Further information is forthcoming.

End of report.


5 comments:

  1. Wow! Congratulations for you:)

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  2. Thanks, Marc! I am happy to have gotten this far. :-)

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  3. Congrats, that is GREAT!!!

    Definitely a good reason to interrupt my regularly scheduled programming. :-)

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  4. awesome! you're dong great!

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